Musterd (Mustard,) Katchup (Ketchup,) Hurse rodsh (Horse raddish,) Mayonise (Mayonaise,) Loe fate mayonise (Low fat mayonaise,) Cile (Chili,) Sal (Slaw,) Gravie (Gravy,) Runch dresing (Ranch dressing,) dan Barbq suce (and Barbeque sauce.) Are those the Ten Condiments? If I don't remember them correctly, it is because I have not read my LaBlibe in a while.
OMG STARSTAR IS SO PUFET Y SHUD DEY B GAY LIEK TTLY STARGLEAM IS DA BESTEST EVAR. ... Ha ha, sorry. That lovely story has such great grammar and spelling, and I just love how the author is so good at remembering the names. It brought me to tears, it really did. And the best part is how shes so prejudice about gays and is somehow able to become leader after three days of apprenticeship. Its also just dandy that she has every single tom in the forest padding after her. Pedos. Its just so great!