This was after an earlier conversation about using household items and other such inanimate objects (as well as "silly head") as insults. xD
Pippa: You're such a tic tac
♥
Wayne: you tea cup XD
Pippa: ..you windowsill :')
Wayne: uuuuuuum you kettle :L
Pippa: (After our conversation earlier, I get the feeling Nathan's going to start calling people "silly head" a lot more often xD)
..you fruit bowl.
Wayne: you book shelf~
Pippa: -gasp- I'm not a bookshelf, you ice-lollying lampshade!
Wayne:
oh my thats shocking coming from a flower pot~
Pippa: That's not what your curtain rail said.
Wayne: my curtain rail was shocked by your microwave ;D
Pippa: o:! I think you'll find I have a perfectly normal microwave, you school dinner ¬_¬
Wayne:
you might need to check again carrot
Pippa: My microwave could kick your notebook.
Wayne: well my note book could eat your toast~
Pippa: You leave my toast out of this, you kumquatting flip-flop!
Wayne:
how could you, you dish washer!!!
Pippa: I'm really sorry.. forgive me?
..only joking, you're a pine tree.
Wayne: I was about to accept that apology but you lost your chance you turtleneck sweater :L
Pippa: I don't care. You're a blender.
Wayne:
thats so silly you pet rock
Pippa: ..you know I get sensitive about being called a pet rock, you cushion cover. My pet rock died last year and I'm still grieving.
(..I love this conversation xDD)
Wayne: well I get sensitive about being called cushion cover since my favourite cushion cover caught fire a few years ago I miss it
(this is such a lovely convo :L)
Pippa: I'm sorry
I didn't mean to be such a banana..
Wayne: its okay ive been a bit of a tomato myself
Pippa: Yeah.. let's just make up and driveway :3